I've come to Daily Kos to tell you [you suck, you're teh stoopid, only people like me should live, I am God, I've drank leaded water my whole live].
In addition to these facts, which bestow upon me the right to [be an asshole, try to pass as fact that red is blue, SCREAM], I've just heard about something!
I must [tell you this information in the the most vile manner possible, express my moral superiority, miss-spel].
Teh Daily Kos is where teh stoopid [democrat party people, pinko librul's, winners of the last two election cycles, beeyoches] congregate to [ sacrifice baby kittehs, use the interwebs to broadcast from your basements, elect more and better democrats].
And when I tell you this ground breaking news, you [are libruls and as such teh suck, must disembowel Nancy Pelosi, already knew about it a week ago].
So, this news came from [Rush's radio show, Anne Coulter screaming on the corner in front of the Newseum, the depths of hell, Cheney's torture chamber].
All of my [wingnut] friends tell me that this news will [spell the end of the democrat party, make you so angry that you will move to Prague, play in Oklahoma and with the Taliban].
Before I tell you this news, let me first say that [Obama caused the economic collapse, sinking of the Titanic and that astroid thingy in Siberia in 1908, teh democrats are teh suck (except for Joementum, he's our BFF), we're terrified we may never win a national election again].
We're coming for you in 2010 so look out. We have so much to run on:
Congressional Republicans also have a plan to [unite Pol Pot, Genghis Khan and Mussolini, circle the wagons, slaughter bunny rabbits for the sake of millionaires].
Also [our God is better than your false deity, our ideas are more smarter than yours's morans, I have no friends] and Obama is not president because [He really lost Ohio, N. Carolina, Iowa, New Hampshire and Michigan, Roberts messed up the oath, Chris Wallace sez so, I'm a fucking crybaby].
BTW, this is my 7th Dkos user id.
Thanks Teh Daily Kos libruls! I probably won't see you in the comment section. I don't want to lose this user id, too.