Move over Barack and Michelle, there's another new power couple in Washington these days.
It's the Dynamic Duo of John Boehner, the House Minority Leader (affectionately called "Boner"), and Eric Cantor, the House Minority Whip (aka the Boy Wonder). Boner, with his matinee idol good looks and George Hamilton tan, and Eric, who's puppy dog eyes twinkle with delight whenever he's near, have become something of an item in stodgy old DC. These two soul mates have joined forces to confront the onslaught of Obama's Army which has sworn to rid the nation of all those remaining Bushmen who would seek to obstruct the will of the people and do instead the bidding of their nefarious corporate overlords.
Standing side by side every day as a bulwark to stem the tsunami of change that is sweeping over our nation's capitol, Boner & Eric are the very epitome of the Spartan ideal. And they play off of one another beautifully like an old married couple or, to use a sports analogy, like a pitcher and a catcher who instinctively knows what the other one needs. And they are ready, willing, and able to get things done from top to bottom.
And after a long hard day of blocking and deflecting the efforts of those Obama goody-goodies, they have been known to slip out the backdoor of the House and go somewhere to grab a stiff one, like any manly man would do. Not since Damon and Pythias has there been such a devoted he-man couple.
Keep it up, boys!