Talk about self centered.
In a second set of clips from Michelangelo Signorile's interview with New Life Church volunteer Grant Haas, who recently came forward with new sex and meth claims about Ted Haggard, Haas describes 'Ted Two', a dildo Ted and Gayle Haggard had molded after Haggard's manhood
There will be those who think think this is some kind've weird or deviant behavior. Myself, I just think it is myopic.
You can tell a lot about a person through their dildo choices. Ted Haggard's dildo says "it's all about me". You know what I love? well do ya? I love my cock. In fact, I love it so much, I'm making a home version for all my fans.
The more I think about this, the more I find myself thinking, "man this is a great idea". I guess I'm self-centered too. Self-centered enough that I will no doubt be ordering a gross of penis clones and finishing my holiday shopping early.
I can think of no greater gift, than the gift of dong.
Merry Christmas everyone