I had to wait a week to post this stuff so the topics are not so hot but I really had to get these "issues" off my chest. Some of the things that have been going on in this country lately have been beyond the realms of standard stupidity and I have something to say about it. These things bother me so badly I feel angrier than an axe wielding Christian Bale on the set of Terminator 4 with the damned DP accidentally gaffed to his ass. In the tradition of Gonzo journalism I will also touch on topics of the non-political sort, but only to give a breather from the disturbing events of the political scene. If one is to give a proper tirade, the best plan of action is to pull no stops. So here goes.
I'm gonna begin with some questions and for those of you are standing on the opposite side of the line as me. I beg you, ask yourself these questions:
Why did you not bat an eye when that incompetent fool of a Texan asked for multi- billion bucks to engage combat with a country that did not attack us based on an unproven suspicion?
That must be pretty painful to hear. You were wrong once and you are wrong again, but this! You gotta be kidding ME! The lameduck asked for the money and you gave it to him. Now you are a giving a rightfully elected President grief for trying to do something right? The shame must be overwhelming. Allow me to proceed.
Have you ever heard the axiom "You have to spend money to make money"?
Well that's the premise of a stimulus plan. To spend money, wisely, so that the hard working Americans now that are now wondering what they busted their humps for, can generate prosperity. Prosperity that we have been deprived of for EIGHT BLOODY years due to bad decision making and the same bull headed ideals that have lead to FAILURE. That's a hard bone to swallow. You guys failed. You are a bunch of LOSERS who don't know how to take a hint. You have no power anymore because you made it clear that you can't do ANYTHING right.
Wow, did that feel as good to read as it was to write? Well, I had to indulge in that rant because I've seen too much and now its time for a little, fun. Is it just me or do the reporters of FOX News seem bored. They try so hard to attack Obama but it has failed miserably. It has gotten so hard to diminish his approval ratings that they seem to have just given up. Their fevered pitch of attacks have been reduced to faint murmuring that sounds more like a guy on the street using his bluetooth, or like Milton in that movie Office Space. Ha ha! Deadbeats.
Ok, a paragraph or two to go and I gotta go cook me some dinner. Whats up with this Michael Phelps guy? Why is he apologizing for smoking some doob? He should just be like, I won 14 fucking gold medals, I can do whatever I want(as long as its not steroids and it doesn't harm others, of course) Why can't a Gold Medal Champion indulge in a little smoky smoke? After swimming his ass off for this country and blowing away the competition he should be able to get high on the off season! Hell he should be given VIP passes to the goddamn Stony Awards! This is America, LAND OF THE FREE! When did that change? This chapter in our history is getting more and more oppressive as things get worse.
Speaking of stoned athletes, I was watching the LA vs. Boston game the other day and the Lakers have this guy playing for them. Is it just me or does this guy have a perma-stoned look on his face. Kinda like that comedian James Breuer. Ha ha! I laughed my ass off after getting over the fact that he's a damn good hoops player for a long haired Caucasian. Well these two teams put on a good show when the game went into overtime where the Lakers just fell ahead of the Celts by one point which led to a 110/ 109 victory.
Damn! I need some Cheddar!