You logged on to the Orange like you were burning to light a fire
Your mouse strategically placed to click on 'Hide'
Your snark it was righteous ire
You had one eye on the rec list for a target to acquire.
And all the churls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and...
You're so vain you probably think this rant is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this rant is about you
Don't you, don't you?
You joined Kos several years ago when you were still quite naive
Well you said that you were a good progressive
And that you would never leave
But you hid away some posts you loathed. "No FAQ for me".
You had some schemes, you were free with your donuts
Free with your donuts and...
You're so vain you probably think this rant is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this rant is about you
Don't you, don't you?
Well I hear you went on to start your own blog and your prose naturally stung
Then you burned your bridges with friendly Kossacks
Who felt the total full force of your tongue
Well you're what you should be all the time
And when you're not you're just
Some purity troll or the bane of a good blog
Bane of a good blog and...
You're so vain you probably think this rant is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this rant is about you
Don't you, don't you?
With sincere apologies to Carly Simon