With apologies to Queen, I bring you a song which fits the GOP like a glove.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Opened my eyes
Looked up to the skies and I see
I'm just a rich man (rich man), I need your sympathy
Because It's easy come, easy go
I'm so high, you're so low
Only satisfied if the wind blοws on ME.
Mama, just kἱlled a man
In the debris of my country
I went and voted G.O.P.
Mama, his life had just begun
And now I've gone and gladly thrown it away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carrion, carrion, cause you never really mattered
It's too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind to bribe the judge
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to buy
I always wish DEMS had never been born at all
[short accordion solo, proceeds into faster part]
I see there the silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me
Galileo. Galileo?
Galileo. Galileo?
I believe in mayo...
Figaro - Pinocchio?
I am a rich man everbody loves me
He is a rich man from a rich family
Spare me the burden of my responsibility
Easy come easy go - will you let me go home?
Praise the Lord! Of course we will let you go - ( they let him go?)
Praise the Lord! Of course we will let you go - ( they let him go!)
Praise the Lord! Of course we will let you go - they let me go
Of course we will let you go - (always)
Always let you go - They let me go
Always let me go - ooo
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes -
(Obama!)
Obama? O' mama mia, mama mia Now thy may NOT let me go
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
for me
for me
for me
[accordion bridge]
So you think you can tax me and take what's mine?
So you think you can loathe me as I wine and dine?
You're crazy - can't do this to ME, crazies
I'm just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
[accordion solo]
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters but me
[harpsichord ending]
Anyway you all blow...
[fade out]