I've hated you since before you were even president. I hated you all through your presidency, even when you had 90% approval ratings, I was in the 1% of the 10% that least approved of you. But now I realize that you were a gift, to all of us, and I want to thank you!
If you were merely a weak president, or a bad president, we would have elected another republican, or maybe a moderate democrat. We'd have in Washington a spirit of bipartisan cooperation, which means that there would be a lot of talking but very little would get done. Nothing in America would change.
In order for us to have real change, to change our tax code to stop favoring the rich, to introduce health care for all, to increase spending on green technologies and education, we needed something crazy and radical to happen. We needed you.
Your administration was so awful, did so much damage for eight long years, that virtually every American is completely freaked out. So freaked out that they have elected an African-American with a Muslim name and given him a mandate to remake our government in ways FDR never could have dreamed of.
There is no way on Earth that this could have been possible if you were even the slightest bit successful in your presidency. This really never should have or could have happened but for your extraordinary level of incompetence in both domestic and foreign policy, energy and environmental policy, and total lack of understanding of what our Constitution is all about. You are the worst president ever; there were others that accomplished nothing, there were others that set us back, but no one set us way, way back like you did. Long after the specifics of your huge mistakes have been forgotten, Obama's legacy will live on, in the form of an American System that caters to all of our citizens, not just the rich or religious.
I'd actually be willing to shake your hand and thank you, if so many thousands of innocent people hadn't died due to your arrogance and ignorance.