Good good evening! There aren't a whole lot of notables for "this day in history," so I want to briefly continue the Dr. Seuss theme from yesterday courtesy of BRILLIANT F.O.O. Ronin122...
I do not like you, Rush and Ann
I do not like a Republican
I will not support your screed
I will not vote for your greed
I don't hope for us to fail
I don't put us against the pail
But you want me to lose my job
Then whine that I am a leech
Oh Rush, you fat s.o.b.
Why are you such a lich?
Go away you scare the kids
And Ann, you don't scare the libs
Oh, and so I am fully clear
I do not have oxycotin, my dear
nor do I have a roll
to feed the ugly skinny troll
Damn, that is FUNNY! We need to try to keep up the efforts to create a full - on opus! ;D
Former Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R - CA) was sentenced by a federal judge to more than eight years in prison for corruption on this date in 2006. And, after nearly 2 years, how many people had signed his online petition to be pardoned by GWB?! Less than a dozen - HA!
Let's Countdown.
#5 "Rush Limboss" AKA "Ditto Heads" AKA "Fail to the Chief" - Hm...I’m guessing "the comedian’s new nickname is Boss Limbaugh, as in Boss Tweed, Boss Hogg, etc. I like! It encompasses the depravity of Boss Tweed
& the ridiculous gargantuan nature of Boss Hogg
– Kewl! Most Americans won’t hold President Obama responsible if economic woes continue; they realized he inherited the mess from the previous occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Bobby Jindal’s come out of hiding to genuflect to Boss Limbaugh! Tim Kaine’s been having fun with all this Boss Limbaugh stuff, too. I like the Americans United for Change ad – too funny. I still say Boss Limbaugh had to pee really badly with all his bouncing around this past weekend. THERE’S RICHARD WOLFFE – thank you, Keith! ;D Oh, I liked Keith’s comment about "How can you stand up to AQ if you can’t stand up to Rush Limbaugh?" HA! Too funny... Ya’ know, if the GOP is willing to let Boss Limbaugh be their de facto leader & appeal to a whopping 20 – some % of the electorate, then they are using THE TurdBlossom math, or they are content to be losers for a long damn time. And, we have a "greatest hits (and/or misses) of those who are now "brave" enough to start crowing about wanting President Obama to fail. None of those "misses" are currently elected officials; one of them (Tom DeLay) should have his sorry hind quarters in jail. When’s THAT going to happen? Chris Cillizza made an EXCELLENT point; not a single damn GOPer who wants President Obama to fail has come up with a viable alternative plan or idea about how to get our country out of the economic %hit – hole it’s in. So, until they do, they can GO CHENEY THEMSELVES!
#4 "Faux Outrage" AKA "Earmark of the Beast" - GOP Congress critters are being whiney *itches about the omnibus spending bill to get spending covered until October because they say there are [insert hushed tone here] earmarks. I think Senator McCentury had to pound his hand on the lectern to jump start something; maybe, his bearings were off, and Joementum wasn’t close by. The "earmarks" are less than 2% of the bill. These negotiations of this bill were negotiated in December – before Barack Obama was even officially POTUS. Senator McCentury has no earmarks in the bill, but he’ll vote for them if they’ll do him good. Joementum & Lindsey Graham & John Kyl & Mitch McConnell & Thad Cochran are the big earmark "winners" – all GOP Congress critters; yes, I’m counting Joementum in there. You don’t say what you said about Barack Obama during the Presidential campaign & still call yourself a Democrat in my eyes.
** Aw, look at the kitty in Japan! It’s a little doll baby! And, there’s doggie dreams on the intertubes, then doggie ran into a wall. OOPS! Senator Jon Kyle is the earmark king. Let’s crown him appropriately!
There’s no cussing in LA county this week?! It’s a f*ckin’ good damn thing I don’t live in LA county; I’d bust if I couldn’t cuss for a week! Well, y’all KNOW what this calls for – George Carlin, everybody! **
#3 "The Unitary Executive" AKA "Bush’s Blank Check" - Ugh... I don’t know if I can handle too many more GWB DOJ memos. That memo about First Amendment rights being suspended to "...wage war more successfully..." were concocted under Ashcroft’s tenure as AG. John Yoo is being sued; I’d rather see John Yoo in jail. There’s Professor Turley; Keith’s decided I’ve been a "good girl" tonight. ;D Professor Turley was rather disgusted by that final CYA memo in the final days of the GWB administration. Professor Turley’s known John Yoo for years?! Gadzooks! OOOoooooo Professor Turley, I don’t know if I’d call what John Yoo did "...tragic..." I’d call it criminal & disgusting & a bunch of other nastiness I can’t come up with right now.
StillBUSHED! "Yoo Yoo You’re Not Good – Gate" There’s more information about that final CYA "memo." "Freedom of Dissent – Gate" DICK’s Secret Service detail arrested a Vermont man for expressing his opinion about our policy in Iraq to said DICK. DICK must be deposed! "Bailout – Gate" An AIG head honcho used to be a head of "legal reform."
WPITW – Mr. Bull Snort still plans to speak to a rape victim’s rights group, and the group still plans to have him speak. I guess that would answer why I didn’t get a reply to my email earlier today. Let’s keep trying; here’s the contact information: It Happened to Alexa Augellos@verizon.net This is Ellen Augello, Executive Director of the group's e-mail address. Newt Gingrich is now lying on the Twitter – new technology – same fibs. The Mannity & Lou Holtz are now weather experts.
#1 "The Bachelor Surprise" AKA "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" AKA "Bachelor Shocker" - Lordy, I’m so glad I don’t watch this $hit. No Survivor...No American Idol... NO NOTHIN’... We get Michael Musto tonight, too; I’m sure some of you are just thrilled. ;D Here's your Poison, everybody!