Pump up the crazy and break off the knob!
Just when you thought the laughter couldn't get louder, it does. Michael Steele told CNN today he would run for President in 2016 if God tells him to run.
But WAIT! It gets funnier -- yeah funnier!!
He also said his recent pratfalls where all a part of a sophisticated plan to smoke out his opposition within the GOP.
You can’t make this shit up!!! Just check out the stunned look on Blizter's face.
BWHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh my ribs.
► GOP in DISARRAY!!!
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► Wolf Blizter started by pulling out his inner kossack, saying, "Steele puts the party in the spotlight, but it’s not always necessarily flattering".
And it only got worse from there.
Interviewed by the very handsome, Don Lemon, Steele said he would run for President, if God gave the go ahead. No, really! God! NOW that's off the hook.
Steele: I’d consider it if the opportunity were there and it was right but, you know, God has a way of revealing stuff to you and making it real for you through others.
And if that's part of the plan, it'll be the plan.
We may have this conversation in 8, 10, 12 years. You'll sit back and play the tape back and say ‘look at what you said’.
It'll be because that's where God wants me to be at that time.
CNN: But if the opportunity presented itself you would run for president?
Steele: I would think about it.
I'd have to have a very long conversation with the wife and kids.
Can you imagine the party of Palin, the party who thinks the Confederate flag is a cool logo, and the party of Steele!
Though even Steele doesn't hide the amount of bigotry inside the GOP.
CNN: Has anyone ever approach you asked you to run?
Steele: You mean officials of the party?
No.
I think they look at me and scratch their head and go, okay [mimicking disgust] what is this?
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Then Steele said his recent clown show: saying he said he was Pro-Choice, then 24 hrs later saying, he was Anti-Choice; how sexual orientation is innate, then 24 hrs saying, "just kidding"; saying Limbaugh peddles ugly hate, then 24 hrs saying, he taken out of context was all a part of an elaborate sub-rosa plan to smoke out enemies within the GOP.
Steele: I'm very introspective about things.
I don't do -- I'm a cause-and-effect kind of guy.
So if I do something, there's a reason for it, even -- it may look like a mistake, a gaffe.
There is a rationale, a logic behind it.
CNN: A rationale behind Rush and all of that stuff. You want to share with us?
Steele: Sure. I want to see what the landscape looks like. I want to see who yells the loudest. I want to know who says they're with me but really isn't.
CNN: It's all strategic.
Steele: It's all strategic.
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At this point, Blizter and Lemon started chuckling, with Wolf saying, "this is fascinating". Of course Wolf, what train wreck isn't fascinating.
Topping it off, CNN brought in a Romney propaganda meister Kevin Madden for reaction, and react he did.
I think every day or every interview that Michael Steele spends saying, "I" or "me" is a day lost as Chairman of the Republican party.
I think what happens is we lose a day, we lose a news cycle.
Make it stop!! Make it stop!!
Bonus Coverage:
► Tee Vee's leading journalist mixing it up
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