Say it isn't so, Republicans!
Please tell me you're not really considering tossing out the phattest, stoopidest, most non-whack head of the RNC you've ever nominated? Michael Steele is an electoral freight train whose steady hand, refusal to pander and relentlessly on-message public statements will surely grant the Republican Party the permanent majority it has always craved -- if you would just have some patience with him.
You know what? Maybe I shouldn't be too surprised at this development. You Republicans are aren't hip to the mad skills that Steele be slangin'. He's light years ahead of you, kid. He's droppin mad science every single day in the illest possible way, and this is how you pay your respects?
You can't handle the Steele. You're just not feelin' him. But he's totally in my face.
Ever since I heard his acceptance address when the RNC elected him, I knew he was going to take the party to funky new places -- and indeed funk he did. He funked up every time he went on TV, every time he talked to some jive turkey reporter, every time he sent out mad press releases.
I suppose you think new leadership is needed, but who's going to lay it down? Is Sarah Palin going to gallop in on a white moose and save the day? Is Newt Gingrich going to reach out to women and young voters? Is Bobby Jindal the Page going to give you the flava to win over minorities?
As Will Smith said in "Independence Day," aw HELL naw!
Guess what? The Republican Party has a fever, and the only prescription is more Steele. Believe me, you're gonna want to have more Steele!
Michael Steele could be better than ten Super Bowls! All you need to do is get behind your chairman, and just let Steele be Steele, baby! Don't try to harsh the Steele Buzz that is sweeping the country. Don't Steele the thunder!
So that's why I'm backing the Man with the Plan by launching the Save Our Steele campaign. I want all of you to start getting the word out. E-mail the RNC and other Republican organizations to support Michael Steele. Write letters to the editor of your local paper. Make phone calls. Skywrite. Do Facebooky things (except The Termite). Whatever it takes.
Get out there and Save Our Steele!
Provide your own Republican Party contacts in the comments, and let's get this zeppelin off the ground.
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