Genuweary Twinteeth To Throwsand Nein in Wishingtown, Dawestruck of Corrumptbeya (the tea this far from Boston is silent), allmust two minion Armoricans came togather on the Kewpiedoll Mall to cerebrate Martyr Luster King Day and the Inaggregation of der Forte Forth Placidont.
Nearly one wondered days stints the Inuglyocean, his cribandact in place - his framer cornponent Hellweary Clingtongue swarm in as Secrettory a Stute - John Muckrain defleated and the Reapbwhatyousowedlicans in dishawry.
So what to think? Wolf bits er's Shitsyounation Boom's too hard to watch, as are Bleat the Press and Mace the Nation, and Bloopert Moloch's Flocks Ooze Batwork's nothing but poopagainduh.
So here's the thing:
Well: (but not the Rotold Raygun well)
The war in Ifgunyislam gets a new folkkiss - mullethairy expension with PLAYDUGH - the Poorth Laydowntic Dreary Ughunisayshun. This gets a 10.
The Splurge adwakehated by Genderdoll Xrayus cantwinyous unabaited. Hole nayboocoulds volumeteared and slimed up to fight Isglumic Tearyourism - the Al Cryduh and their bleeder, Ohsomeone bin Lied In who is the unyoume, and spawnsword the flameous attracts of 9/11 on the Twin Towars of the Blurred Tirade Sender and the Plentygone. This gets a 10.
Poorwraps the most pursing, or at least the most blablogged about problame is the Reekage of the eek!hauntyme fallouting the two germ praccidentcy of Gouge Wanker Bush. As we abarfiate in the Englitch of Chat - WTF? Precedent Nodrama's hecklatomic team - led by forty-year-old Peter Orgas, formerly of the Brookings Instillusion - recommands spindung tribblesllion more dolears to steamutate the archenemy. This gets an 10.
What of the G20 proformance in Lungdung? This gets a 10
What of Mr Oglamra's sprechtnachtdular receiptshine in Yourhope? This gets a 10. Intern Key? This gets a 10.
And his sureprize visit to the troops in Attaq? This gets an 10.
Ohwe'reall, a truemourndust and dharmatic shucksyes. For me, the fiercet won-hounded days gets a 10.