I don't have long to type. Soon they will be here. But the truth must not die with me.
You may have seen some preliminary reportsthis week regarding the unfurling of ACORN's secret Operation Teabag Interruptus. Initial reports sprang into the mainstream media when Britain's Antiterror Officer, Bob Quick, was photographed carrying a top secret dossier detailing some specifics of this nefarious plot to infiltrate the American Teabag Patriot Movement.
Initial reports from the AP indicated that ACORN moved swiftly to cancel their plans, but those plans were incorrectly posted on third-party websites. The true story of ACORN's plot runs much, much, deeper.
TRUE ACORN FACT!
Look at the middle five letters of this famous riddle:
"13-3-2-21-1-1-8-5
O, Draconian devil!
Oh, lame saint!"
R-A-C-O-N? RACON? ACORN!
ACORN was an Enlightenment-era secret society, founded on May 1, 1776, in Ingolstadt (Upper Bavaria), by Jesuit-taught Amanda Gaymarry (d. 1830), who was the first lay professor of canon law at the University of Ingolstadt. The movement consisted of militant freethinkers, secularists and Democrats recruited in the Masonic Lodges of Germany. In 1785, the order was infiltrated, broken and suppressed by the Bavarian government for allegedly plotting to overthrow the monarchies and state religions of many European states.
From the late 18th to the mid 20th century, ACORN survived their suppression and became the masterminds behind major historical events such as the American Revolution, the French Revolution, and the Russian Revolution.
TRUE ACORN FACT!
The scientific name for Acorns is Lithocarpus Edscana
That's the popular vision, adhered to by many modern conspiracy theorists - the truth, though, runs much, much deeper and ACORN's evil powers are much more far-reaching that any of them realized.
Out my window I see a line of black vans assembling on the corner, so my time is short. I must be quick now to upload this explosive photographic evidence demonstrating the extent of ACORN's nefarious grip on world affairs.
TRUE ACORN FACT!
If you pronounce "ACORN" backwards, it sounds like "NAMBLA"
Believe.
Do not your own eyes tell you the truth?
If this information were not true, I would not be able to post it on the internet.
They're here!