It's Republican BLOW YOUR WAD DAY! Let's protest EVERYTHINGGGG!!
I just can't get over Teh symbolism and MEEENING of it all!!
A PROTEST! ON TAX DAY! Ingenious! Prescient!! Timely!!! Providential!! All it took was the blood, sweat and tears of billionaire money men recognizing the ineffectiveness of their flaacid smattering of right-wing astroturf blogs in picking up where "Rantelli" left off and calling in FOX News, the New York Post, Lou Dobbs and the WSJ to mobilize the other white-wing zombies too lazy and stupid to organize on the Internet!
YES! GATHER EN MASSE AND PROTEST!! The tax increases you won't ever see that won't go into effect for another year!
PROTEST! Those awful-horrible-no-good-very-bad pay increases people making less than $75000 annually are already seeing as a result of payroll tax cuts!
PROTEST! All those illegals stealing our beloved and sacred dishwashing, wasp-laden tree-trimming and 115 degree lettuce picking shifts! Curse them for giving all of that free FICA revenue they'll never see to our government so that our consumptive asses can not lower ourselves to have to do their jobs, unless, of course, WE fuck up the economy and are forced to have to protest intead of actually doing them!
PROTEST! All of that infrastructure, health care and education spending that isn't vanishing by the palletload into Mesopotamian sands and Grand Cayman vaults!!
Protest the 15th DAYYYY of the effects of Obama and the DEMOCRAT Congress's BOFFO (domestic?) SPENDING and TAX(cuts?)!!!
YES! TEABAG, America!! 'Tis the day to dip your shrunken and quivering fear-soak'd testes into the roiling acidic and blood-red waters of multi-billionaire funded right-wing propagandic seas! They are there to make you feel as warm and safe as the womb of delischiouzzzness that was the last 8 years of Bush PEACE, LOVE and PROSPERITY!
TEABAG! FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH!!
FOR TOMORROOOWWWW WE...enter Obama's 86th day in office (64 if you don't count weekends)! Only 1300, or so, (unless he gets reelected) to GOOOOO!
"this machine kills fascists"