I have long known that dogs are superior to cats. Now my new poll will prove it. Thanks to WineRev's excellent dairy series MN-Sen Events v. 129.0 Pull a Coleman; Baseball a new phrase was born:
PULL A COLEMAN.
Well how does that prove dogs are better then cats you may ask? Well in my new poll I will both "pull a Coleman" and "pull a Tedisco". First I will never admit the polling is done so cat people can never say they have more votes. Then I will pull a Tedisco and declare myself the winner before the counting is done. Ha ha ha Pootie lovers I got you now!
Way cooler then any cat!
UPDATE
Dogs are in the lead I'm now off to have a judge declare dogs the winner. Ha ha ha cat lovers!!!! See using high level Rove math (with a bit of Tedisco calculus) 1 dog vote, and two cat votes, mean dogs are in the lead! Guess that went over some cat lover head!
UPDATE 2
Sorry Cat people I used a republican judge your side lost! LOL
BTW Larry King created this phrase "pull a Coleman", when interviewing Ashton Kutcher.
UPDATE 3
Did I mention I will ask the dog lovers amongst the Kewl Kidz front pagers to initiate a filibuster to keep cats from ever be seated! It doesn't matter if they get more votes. They are cats and should never be given the keys to the house!
UPDATE 4
Michelle Barkman (R-psych ward) just informed me that cats are using an evil organization called Acorn feed-corn to place dogs in concentration camps kennels to prevent a fair vote.