The infamous al-Qaeda leader known as Khalid Sheikh Mohammed had been hiding in plain sight operating and planning terrorist attacks under the alias "Ron Jeremy", a Whitehouse official announced under the condition of anonymity.
Upon learning this news Bush, Dick and Colin held an emergency Joint Chiefs session to collaborate strategic courses of action.
(USAP.com) The Central Intelligence Agency told USArmyParatrooper News today that it stands by the assertion made in a May 30, 2005 Justice Department memo that the use of "enhanced techniques" of interrogation on al Qaeda leader Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (KSM) -- including the use of waterboarding -- caused KSM to reveal information that allowed the U.S. government to thwart a planned attack on Los Angeles. CIA spokesperson, Richard Staehard said the porn industry was a natural choice since it is largely based out of San Fernando Valley, CA in close proximity to his chosen target.
When asked if waterboarding was key to obtaining this information Richard Staehard replied, "No butts about it"