Per this request and inspired by this excellent GBCW Template here goes the Troll Diary template
Dear,
( ) Obamatards
( ) moonbats
( ) queer gay lib'ruls
( ) nazi, facist socialist commie libs
( ) ______
I'm writing this diary to
( ) Give you guys a tip on how to appeal to "Real Am'ricans"
( ) Forecast your electoral defeat
( ) Whine like a baby about a perceived slight
( ) Shout out how Beck and Rush rule my world
( ) __________
Because:
( ) My party is out of power. WAAAAAAHHHHH!
( ) You guys were mean to GW, Beck, Rush or any other of my daddies
( ) O'Reilly, Beck, Rush, ___ told me to
( ) I'm bored and out of Cheetos
( ) ____________
You guys are:
( ) The devil, Beelzebub, Michael Moore, Nanci Pelosi
( ) retardad Morans who can't spell
( ) As Unamerican as arugula pie
( ) A fifth column
( ) _____________
Who are:
( ) Out to destroy my marriage and make everyone gay
( ) Out to destroy Capitalism, America, Morals and Cute Puppies
( ) Taxing me into poverty
( ) Making everything I like forbidden or frowned upon
( ) ____________
By:
( ) Showing me gay men on TV that make me have weird dreams
( ) Cutting my bonus just because I ran companies into the ground
( ) Calling me and my buddies racist when we don white robes
( ) Making fun of my current powerlessness
( ) _____________
If this doesn't stop I'll be forced to
( ) Go Galt and not take mom's trash out
( ) Whine on a MSM editorial
( ) Call out for armed rebellion from the safest spot available
( ) Call Obama Obambi
( ) ______
Sincerely
( ) I hope you all die
( ) I hope you can F**k yourselves (morally for torture but against 4 letter words)
( ) I hope terrorists / french / anyone braver then me / ___ takes you to be waterboarded, (even though is harmless and not torture)
( ) I pray we get our power back
( ) _______
Signed
R.Whight Troll