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YOU SPACED-OUT, THOUGHTLESS, UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!!!
Send Your Mom A Link To This Page Of Songs About Mommys
Top Ten Last-Minute Mother's Day Gifts
(all available at 7-11)
- Condoms
- Blank Greeting Cards
(Enclose one condom; inscribe card: "MOM!!! Why didn't you USE one of these???"
--Mom's got a sense of humor, right? Right?)
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- Gummybears (Don't eat them all, on the way to her house. They're for HER!)
- Milk (She prob'ly needs some. And she'll appreciate the symbolism. Unless she didn't breastfeed you...)
- The local newspaper (Let her know you are aware of her intellect, as well as her interest in current affairs and the coupons.)
- A Big Bite (OK, you can eat this one. Just so you can say, "Yeah, I ate, Ma, I'm not hungry, really," when she plies you with ambrosia or octopus salad.)
- A Big Gulp (See Number Five)
- One Pack Of Cigarettes, her brand (She still smokes, right? Start measuring the windows for drapes... )
- One box of stale Valentine's Day candy
- One pathetic wilted rose
Put them all together, and they spell "UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARD!!!"
So, here it is, the Youtube
Sunday Rock'N'Roll Music Video Contest Party Mother's Day Edition Salute To Muthas:
JOHN WINSTON LENNON & THE PLASTIC ONO BAND
"John Lennon in Madison Square Garden / Mother"
MARY COUGHLAN
"Mary Coughlan - Mother's little helper"
THE BEATLES: "MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR"
"The Beatles - Your Mother Should Know"
THE DOORS
"The Doors - The end"
PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC
"Red Hot Mama Studio Version - Parliament Funkadelic"
FIGGHOLE
"Song for Sarah Palin: FIGGHOLE - "Red, White, and MILF"
CATHERINE DENEUVE
"Recording of "Joyeux anniversaire maman" - Catherine Deneuve"
THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION "WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY"
"Frank Zappa - 06 - Bow tie daddy"
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