Watch the videos first. Teh stupid is so think I can hardly breathe.
WHAT KIND OF HATE MONGER ARE YOU, GLENN?
more of Beck's psychotic and paranoid drivel below the fold
Glenn starts with the all important news of the gay hating Miss Confederacy. He says it is ridiculous to bring up, which does not stop him from bringing it up. He says he finds himself tuning into Faux News (gratuitous plug for your only source for fair, balanced and invented news)where he the usually sharp witted Beck was fascinated to learn something. He then goes into such a stammering load of foolishness about gay marriage and all the possible variations that only someone tripping balls on peyote could understand. He does this while illustrating with dolls how it doesn't work, as if we need to imagine it with visual aides, incapable of thought on our own without some way to picture how a woman and a woman might actually look like in a marriage, and how crazy this all sounds.
It does sound crazy Glen, because it is! It is fucking crazy talk, and watching you bark at your tail everyday is not making America more informed, it is like pouring blended paint chips into their tea!
You can't make an intellectually honest argument for this! Or anything else Fox News and the right wing corporate propaganda machine is willing to say anymore.
MediaMatters.org put up both these videos earlier today. The batshit is still hot, radioactive diarrhea of the brain. Give it a try, if you can stand to hear your brain cry.
And then it got me to think, tea bags, talking to dolls, eureka! I know who this reminds me of!
If you just turn their batshit back on them, if you replace the words Democrat with Republican and Obama with Dick Cheney/Morbo the Radio Monster, you can see that the Right-Wing religotorture/corporatists are most afraid of being found out for what they are, and they have gotten to the point where you can see them making things up and throwing out there just to see if it will work.
Translation: They got nothing. Nada. Zilch.
Maybe nobody is following this story because you just pulled it magically out of your the top hat you are holding over your own ass, Glen? Maybe it was that.
I don't know what she knows either Glenn, cause she seems pretty full of shit.
If Glenn does anything weird like end up in a weird car accident or commit suicide it will certainly be a murder, because their is no way on earth that an ego as huge and demanding as Glenn " The Real Journalist " Beck is going to kill himself, not when he can die slowly on Fox every afternoon.
God knows the enemies of truth can not wait to get the hard hitting, well researched, dangerous and totally not just made up on the spot reporting of Glenn Beck: serious journalist out of the way.
Yes, upon ACORN's achievement of silencing the tireless voice of patriot Glenn Beck ammo stores and bomb shelter salesman will fly their Confederate flags at half mast, while grocery store managers wonder why no one is buying any tea bags and whippits anymore. The nation will hang it's head at the loss of one of the oddest and misunderstood comedic talents since Andy Kaufman.
No offense meant to Mr. Kaufman.
The staggering and jaw dropping bullshit that comes out of this man should be a greater concern to environmentalists. The toxic bullshit that comes out of his mouth could fuel our whole energy grid, and if unchecked it has the potential to ruin our nation's adults fragile little minds.
GLENN BECK as a journalist/member of our species = TOTAL FAIL!
We are all that much dumber just for having known him.