Attention Disney's Hall of Presidents fans! You will be pleased to learn that the President Obama robot has been completed, complete with fresh audio, and will take it's rightful place in Disney World/Land's Hall of Presidents alongside other audioanimatronic greats such as Abraham Lincoln, Millard Fillmore, and James K. Polk! Get your tickets now for the grand re-opening of the Hall of Presidents as it ushers in the era of ROBAMA!! Sales of these tickets alone should boost our economy into the stratosphere!
YES WE CAN!
Yes!!
...President Obama will now deliver a speech via a new, refined Audio-Animatronic recreation that has been endearingly nicknamed "Robobama" by some of the Imagineering crew working on the project. Reportedly, Obama will deliver his oath of office, as well as a pastiche of comments pulled from his previous speeches, put together into a special project just for the Disney attraction. Obama recorded the speech personally in the White House after taking his actual oath of office, giving Imagineering a scant few months to prepare the figure for its debut this July. Undoubtedly promising "Yes, we can," Imagineering pulled the show together quickly, and the show's upcoming target date for relaunch should be easily met.
I bolded 'pastiche' to highlight the MSM's ongoing quest to make Obama seem elite and Frenchy.
True story: my dad heckled the W robot a few years back, loudly calling him an 'asshole' when the spotlight stopped on it during the robo-president roll call. I'm sure it was only due to W's unpopularity that my father was not hauled out of Disneyworld for disrupting an otherwise lovely show about our robot presidents. The Hall of Presidents bouncers couldn't be bothered, I guess, by such a minor infraction on such a hot day.
I can't wait to see the new and improved Hall of Presidents!