(Note: This is in no way, shape, or form approved or condoned by The Management. I act as a sole entity here. I am the Lone Gun(wo)man.)
It's tense today around here. I'm pretty sure you've noticed. So I thought I would propose a
DAILY KOS KONTEST!
for no reason, really, except to give peeps a place to be silly and laugh.
The DKos Kontest question (for today and today only) is:
Why did Orange Feet Dude break-up with me?
The most creative and funny answer WINS! either:
- A date with me! (I'm bi, so I'm down with either sex, although I am certainly NOT PROMISING! any sex.), or, if you're not interested in that,
- Various and sundry canned goods located in my townhouse. I'm broke, gimme a break.
I am leaving for exactly 6.75 hours - I will be back after tonight's supreme episode of SYTYCD! You have all day to make fun of me behind my back.
Ready?
Set?
GO!
P.S. I expect some honest-to-goodness HARD WORK put into this, people!
P.P.S. There are no length limits, no picture limits (within reason, of course), or whatever. Go for broke! I expect more than one-sentence answers, folks! Amateurs.