With the help of some friends and family, President Obama put his balls into storage a month ago, though it is only now coming to light. Questions about the location of the President’s balls were raised in May when he backed off his pledge to end Bush-era military tribunals. However, Press Secretary Gibbs dodged the questions by stating simply that the President’s balls were exactly where they needed to be. But this week, the question came up again when Obama seemed to back off his pledge to offer a public health care option. Finally, Gibbs...
Finally, Gibbs conceded "the President saw fit to store his balls in a self-storage facility for an undisclosed amount of time." The press secretary insisted that the President’s self-imposed castration would not affect his governing style or the way his sits. Yet, many on the left believe that without at least some balls Obama will be unlikely to achieve nuclear nonproliferation, caps in carbon emissions, an end to the war in Iraq, and serious health care reform.
This is in stark contrast to George W. Bush, who had his enormous balls gold-plated shortly after agreeing to the outing of a CIA operative as revenge for a newspaper article that made him grumpy.