Here's a quick, fun one. In reaction to the whole Sanford fiasco, the wonderful webcomic Something Positive has produced the "Political Press Confession Bingo. Links at the main site, or permalink here.
So what's your favorite confession catchphrase? That's what the comments are for. My favorite from the bingo card? "I stand by my conviction that marriage is meant to be between a man, a woman, and a cocktail waitress named Cinnamon."