What does the secession from office of Governor Palin mean? We know it has something to do with dead fish and basketball. That was clear from her speech, but keen observers think there may be more on Sarah’s horizon than Russia.
Now is the time for women to protect our country by putting forward a Republican ticket in the proud tradition of First Women such as Maggie Thatcher and Indira Gandhi. We can show true equality between the sexes by supporting these proud conservative women with the intellectual fortitude of George Bush and Dan Quayle, the eloquent expression of a Sanford email, and the class and beauty of a Katherine Harris. This ticket would obliterate forever the need for women to be better than men just to compete.
First of all, we would not have to deal with global warming since "it's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax" (Bachmann 2009). As Mary Matalin said today in her soothing voice, the real issue is not health care but energy. Nobody short of Dick Cheney is better friends with big oil than Sarah. We would no longer have to worry about the extreme right, because they would put a whole new face on the mainstream by not going with it! These are the exact kind of Christian women who could solve the Middle East crisis and bring on the Rapture without breaking a nail with one push of a [red] button. Really, Palin/Bachmann 2012 would solve all the world’s problems--quickly.