Sarah Palin Mandala from Full Body Transplant.
Yes, I said it. I like Sarah Palin. Let me explain.
I see each human life as a piece of performance art. Sarah Palin's resignation speech was a masterpiece, in a way that leaves its audience puzzled, wondering, and talking about it for weeks afterward.
I like what Sarah Palin did for the 2008 Presidential Election. She affirmed the quality of John McCain's ability to make big decisions. She entertained us like totally. She helped Barack Obama win the White House.
I like her looks. She has a perfectly symmetrical face, which is automatically attractive. She is easy on the eyes.
I like Sarah Palin's uncontrolled path. She never seems to take much time to think things through. She doesn't take anyone's advice. She is the pilot of her own ship, and it never goes with the flow.
I like what she has done to the Republican Party. She is like a spinning top with sharp blades that does not look to be slowing down at all.
I like the discussions she causes on DailyKos. We would be much more bored without her.
I like the folksy sayings. "Only dead fish go with the flow." Knowing that will make the trout in a river easy catching. Just find one and stay upstream with a net.
I like the baby names. We always wanted a kid named Chutney, but were afraid of seeming silly. Now it's safe.
I like to see people talk about Sarah Palin on television. They make such fools of themselves. She pushes buttons.
I think I like her charisma most of all. There are only a few people in our lives that DEMAND attention just by their very being. That's Sarah Palin, to me.
I hope she never disappears.
Now you. Confession time. Why do YOU like Sarah Palin?