Right Wing hag and industrial strength appetite suppressant Ann Coulter vomited her most recent delusio opinion yesterday contending that rather than having a good belly laugh at Governor Juno Bejebus' recent trout angling antics and returning their attention to life and the better entertainment of following John Ensign's parent's retirement funds, liberals are obsessing on Sockeye Sarah and somehow particularly envious of her being "hot"...
The peculiarly venomous hatred of Palin is driven by women of the left and their whipped consorts. All that needs to happen is for a feminist to overhear two Nation readers saying, "I hate to admit it, but Palin is kind of hot" and ...
WHAT??????????? YOU CALL THAT HOT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT A MEGA-SUPER HOTTIE IN DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ. AND NEED I REMIND YOU AGAIN OF THE RAW SEX APPEAL OF RACHEL MADDOW?
Really, Ann?
Rachel Friggin' Maddow is Smokin', You Biatch! And I'm not talking about her brains, her obvious good health and flawless skin, that cute little mole or or her sparkling personality... I mean she is georgeous, dazzling, alluring, shapely, sexy, in short one tantalizing if unfortunately unobtainable bit of fine female fabulousness. I would even think she was hot if she were just slightly less empty-headed and vapid as you, Annie. But she'd have to be a whole lot more civil ... not to mention cootie free... I do have standards.
And don't even get me started on that sultry lisper Melissa Harris-Lacewell's guest appearances - when she starts bumping frontal lobes with my gal Rachel, well as Gov. Sanford might say the sparkin' starts to flyin'. Man.... gimme those two, a Soho loft, a slow news weekend, copies of Roget's Thesaurus and "Trivial Pursuit - Twister Edition" some potables and...
Well, I gotta go Annie. I expect lots of replies from members of lovelier gender wanting to kick my skinny ass. But you can't fault a fella his fantasies gals, no matter how unrealistic.
My personal Appalachian trail, in a perfect universe, would lead to 30 Rock...not Bristol Bay.