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Sarah Palin's Top 10 New Job Prospects
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Teach an Abstinence-Only class for horny Republican Governors & Senators
Host a Hunting & Fishing show on the Lifetime channel
Teach Airline Stewardesses (AND STEWARDS) how to wink at passengers
Promote MOOSE as the new White Meat, even though it isn't (but who cares about the facts. Right, Sarah?)
Appear in a new Starkist commercial in which she delivers the line, "In what respect, Charlie Tuna?"
Write a self-help book for parents who can't decide what to name their children
Become a Lighthouse Keeper to keep an eye on those pesky Russians
Get elected Vice President of the Republic of Texas (campaign slogan: I've run a state bigger than this!)
Spearhead Conan O'Brien's "David Letterman is a Doodyhead" campaign
Say hello to the new spokesmodel for LensCrafters!