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Whereas July 27, 2009, marks the 2,289,650th Anniversary of Michele ‘Wackadoodle’ Bachmann making an ass out of herself by even momentarily considering an attempt to block the signing of a resolution celebrating the admittance of Hawaii into the Union in compliance with the Hawaii Admission Act, enacted by the United States Congress on March 18, 1959 because it stated that President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii and she is uncomfortable with these tricky ‘fact’ like thingys;

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachmann is an imbecile like no other whose incompetence if measured in inches could bridge the mainland of the United States all the way to the Asia-Pacific region.

Whereas the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama,  was thankfully spared from whatever disease crept into her brain and made her as dense as a bucket of lead.

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachman has contributed so little to the ability of Congress to pass anything of value that a Google search would still leave one scratching their head.

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachmann is an example to the rest of the world of why you should avoid inhaling noxious fumes.

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachmann is part of an endangered species in the United States known as the ‘ Closet Birther’;

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachmann has absolutely no historical or cultural significance other than she is a rich resource for comedians worldwide;

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachmann ranks among the most active annoyances on Earth, only coming in second to Joe the Plumber;

Whereas President Bush nominated the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument to the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization World Heritage Centre for consideration to the World Heritage List which means that even HE is more sensitive to issues regarding diversity than Wackadoodle;

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachmann has produced such political gems as Carbon Dioxide is natural and Global Warming is A-OK, Obama is at least partially responsible for the Swine Flu, Members of Congress should be investigated to be sure they aren’t terrorists" and a favorite with the older crowd, Let’s let the Banks Run Social Security.  

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachmann is rich so she doesn’t give a crap whether or not other folks have health care, especially if there is a 0.001% chance they could be terrorists and are spreading the Swine Flu, like Barack.

Whereas Wackadoodle Bachmann supports both a federal and state constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage and legal equivalent, and is a critic of any type of gay rights or civil unions for gay couples so will likely spend her afterlife being the maidservant to a Diva Drag Queen who collects rainbow colored hand bags....or a RedState intern.  It’s a toss up as to which one is the most Gay.  

Whereas for all of these reasons Wackadoodle Bachmann is a true ass hat: Now, therefore, let it be the mission of every sane person in this country to get her out of office.  

Originally posted to lollydee on Mon Jul 27, 2009 at 06:55 PM PDT.

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