"Live from the Perkins in Olathe - After his exclusive tour of the Low Countries, Canada and the Sub Continent, our very own Kris Kobach has returned to Kansas to announce his candidacy for Secretary of State! (announcer double checks his flash card) He is going after immigrants again instead of the always innocent employers!"
"He is a Birther!"
(one crazy dude with a tin foil hat in the back shouts woot!)
"Seriously people, couldn't you guys have gotten Glenn Beck or Bill O'Reilly to be a DB and pitch this guy like you did six years ago so I'm not out here bombing? I bet Glenn Beck would love this guy!"
ONE MONTH LATER...