Just got this info that the
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Health Reform Proposals. The various specialties evaluated it and offered their comments on a specialty by specialty basis.
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The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward
The Allergists voted to scratch it;
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter.."
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
The Osteopaths are going to bone up on it before they decide how they can manipulate it to help the whole patient
In the end, the Proctologists won out, and argued that the ultimate decision may be up to some asshole in Washington