For years, Christian fundamentalists have been spreading their love and charity throughout the United States. But now their operation is expanding. Since Blackwater started to operate in Iraq, Iraqis too have received the blessing that Christian fundamentalists are to to the people in their surroundings. This people, to this point completely unaware of how wonderful and lovely Christian fundamentalists are, got a taste of fundamentalist charity, thanks to Blackwater, and therefore, thanks to our hero of the day, Erik Prince.
Erik Prince's family has strong ties with the Christian fundamentalist movement that is seeking to morally transform the United States, in order to re-establish morality and values. They strongly oppose premarital sex and other immoralities. The child prostitution that he ran in Iraq? Well, reasonable minds can disagree on that issue. After all, the Bible never says: "thou shalt not pimp out a child for prostitution." Ordinary mortals like myself might think that child prostitution is wrong, but evidently, fundamentalists (who have high moral standards) disagree. Remember what the son of the C-Street boss said, "I wouldn't think that you're a monster if you raped three little girls." Maybe there is something they know that we don't. That must be the case, because these are the people with values.
The people whom he (had) killed? Well, I'm sure that he did it out of love for Jesus Christ.
The people he killed to obstruct a criminal investigation? Well, sometimes a man of God has to do something that would be wrong for a man who isn't a man of God.
Christian fundamentalists like Erik Prince have shown the world levels of morality that ordinary mortals (like myself) cannot even aspire to reach, let alone surpass. All the wonderful things that they have done in the United States, and now have started doing in Iraq, shall not soon be forgotten. I will be forever thankful.
Where would we be without their values?
Where would we be without their sterling morality?
Where would we be without their love (one that sometimes appears to be confined solely to whoever happens to be their mistress at that particular time)?
Where would we be without their compassion?
Where would we be without their charity?
In short, Erik Prince is a wonderful man and my personal hero. He should be yours too. No one better represents the values, the love and the morals of Christian fundamentalists than this man.