January 2009 -
Elwood: Its got an awesome new president, a majority in both
houses and the GOP is self destructing... Whadya say, is it the new
Democratic Party or what?
Jake: It has some pick up. Fix the cigarette lighter.
July 2009
Curtis: Boys, you've got to learn not to give in to teabaggers like that!
Shit, you do need some progressivening up. why don't you slip online
and read what the Reverend Kosophus has to say?
Jake: I don't need no jive ass blogger telling me about the public option.
Curtis: Jake, you get wise - you get to Daily Kos!
Kosophus: When I turned on the TV this morning, I heard a disturbing sound.
Commenter: OMG, what waz teh sound?
Kosophus: I said, when I turned on the tv this morning I heard a disturbing sound!
Commenter: K n/t
Kosophus: It was the jingle jangle of twenty teabaggers yelling about it being
too much! Too Much!
(organ music) well, let us all go down to the old rec list
Chant: the old rec list, the old rec list, the old rec list
Well let all go down to the open thread
Chant: post a snark comment, post a snark comment
Kosophus: Can you see real healthcare reform?
Kosophus: I said, can you see real healthcare reform?
Jake: Yes, Jesus goddamn public option Christ, I can see the light!
The hope, the hope! We got to put the hope back together Elwood!
Elwood: The hope? The hope... Yeah the hope and God Bless the United States of
America!
Jake: We put the hope back together, ring a few doorbells and bang, we have
real healthcare with a public option.
Elwood: It's not that easy Jake. The hope split and listened to the insurance
companies.
Jake: But you said you would keep the hope alive after the election?
Elwoood: I took the liberty of bullshiting you; not lying just bullshitting.
How could I take away the one thing that kept you going? I mean I got
a couple of leads.
Aww shit, Blue Dogs
Blue Dogs: Do you realize how much money we are making?
Elwood: Well, it won't get you re-elected
Blue Dogs: Let's see after the august reccess
Elwood: I bet those Blue Dogs think we will give in.
Elwood: We just need to discuss healthcare reform In a rational manner
Jake: This doesn't look like no rational discussion to me.
Elwood: Why not some constructive criticism?
Jake: You got us in to this August reccess, now you get us out!
Elwood: You want out of August?
Ok
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