While channeling Nostradumbass this morning, I clearly saw the future and what I saw was the Republican response to President Obama's prime time Health Care speech that he will deliver to a rare joint session of Congress this evening.
There was no doubt that the document was already completed even prior to the President giving this speech and that it was the official Republican Response, as it was written in a not-gay shade of blue crayon and was adorned by the TeaBagger Stamp of 'Proval!
To see the text of the Republican response as I remember it, check below the fold.
From the Desk of Representative Chucky Boustany, Wingnut, Louisiana, Republic of South USA:
Blah, blah, blah de blah, whine, blah blah, whine, socialist agenda screech!!!
Whine, whine, blah. Screech, whiny blah da de blah-blah-blah, whine, whine, deathers, death panels, pull the plug on Granny also too screech!!!
Whine, whine, whine, blah blah, screech, blah/whine, pout, screech, cheese with that whine, screeh-blah, Really New and Improved Republican Healthcare Ideas Not Being Considered, screech!!!
Blah, God, Family Values, whine, Holy screech, blah, blah, blah, Christians!!!, Government Takeover of Healthcare or Who Would Jesus Deny, Godly screech!!!
Whine, teabaggers, SCREECH, townhall-whine, blah blah, yo momma eats used kitty litter, patriotic screech, blah-whine, Teabaggers protest Black Man in White House President over Healthcare, screech!!!
Oh yeah, and Taxes, blah, whine, screech!
Watch the Republican response tonight and tell me I'm not clairvoyant....