Today a toupee maker who wishes not to be identified issued an apology for having made an asshat for David Gregory. In his defense, he believed that David Gregory's head was so far up his ass that the Toupee could not possibly be applied. He said that when he began his art, it was a chance to help lonely men with Corvettes feel good about themselves. Now sadly, he believes that the profession has devolved into giving false importance to shitty pundits. What follows is an exact quote from the unidentified gentleman:
"I despise David Gregory. Fuck David Gregory. Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory.Fuck David Gregory. And then do it some more."
After his tirade he promptly passed out from shear frustration that a reliable news organization like NBC or MSNBC would allow such a fuckwad on their airwaves.
David Gregory is still talking about bipartisanship, and completely poo pooing any idea of anything else. He is the worst of the worst, and anyone working on Meet the Press should be ashamed that he is now the moderator.
David Gregory is worthy of the kind of hate the Teabaggers have for our duly elected president.