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There follows questions centered on ifs.  

Clue: I have no answers.

Short list below the fold.

If tea bags are a political statement, what is loose leaf tea?

If Obama is a Rock Lobster, what is Cheney?

If Right Wing Nutjobs make sense, what was the Revolutionary War about?

If caring for all is Socialism or Communism -- take your pick, what is christianity about?

If the sun don't shine, is one's head involved in a colonoscopy?

If Limbaugh is a voice of reason, what is math?

If everything the Right says is whacked out, what difference does an identifying name make?

If the decisions of world leaders are not good for humankind, what are the world leaders?

If pro-life is the mainstay, what is wrong with equal and even free healthcare for all?

If there is no assured moment in life, is Insurance an oxymoron?

If Insurance is betting you will lose, what can the odds of winning be?

If politics is only rivaled by prostitution for tenure, why not bite the apple the snake gave Eve and throw away the fig leaf?

If conservatives are the new radicals, what are the old radicals?

If conservatives are going to act like radicals, are they willing to go to jail, too?

If ethics are the cause of unethical behavior, what is wrong with the picture?

If "if" causes things to happen, what stops things from happening?

If a red light means to stop, why aren't rightwingers turning green, or at least yellow?

If Nature abhors a vaccuum, why don't wingnuts feel universally abhored?

If Life is a bowl of cherries, is getting centered the pits?

Originally posted to Riddlebaugh on Thu Sep 24, 2009 at 10:24 AM PDT.

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  •  Tip Jar (6+ / 0-)

    Efectus nihil profundus sub pensus est

    by Riddlebaugh on Thu Sep 24, 2009 at 10:24:04 AM PDT

  •  Answers (2+ / 0-)
    Recommended by:
    1BQ, Nick Zouroudis

    If tea bags are a political statement, what is loose leaf tea?  Messy

    If Obama is a Rock Lobster, what is Cheney? An undersized prawn

    If Right Wing Nutjobs make sense, what was the Revolutionary War about?  Saving freedom, of course!  (Freedom without Playboy or Gay Marriage...this is IMPERATIVE)

    If caring for all is Socialism or Communism -- take your pick, what is christianity about?  The Big payoff in the Afterlife...don't you know anything?

    If the sun don't shine, is one's head involved in a colonoscopy?  Only if your proctologist is a bit masochistic.

    If Limbaugh is a voice of reason, what is math? The Anti-Christ.

    If everything the Right says is whacked out, what difference does an identifying name make?  One word.  Line Up.

    If the decisions of world leaders are not good for humankind, what are the world leaders?  See answer 2.

    If pro-life is the mainstay, what is wrong with equal and even free healthcare for all?  Hands can only be kept off bodies if it involves healthcare.  During abortions, hands must be used.

    If there is no assured moment in life, is Insurance an oxymoron?  Yes.

    If Insurance is betting you will lose, what can the odds of winning be? 42

    If politics is only rivaled by prostitution for tenure, why not bite the apple the snake gave Eve and throw away the fig leaf?  Because that might lead to Playboy, which we all know leads to homosexuality, gay marriage, socialism and universal health care.

    If conservatives are the new radicals, what are the old radicals?  Well paid.

    If conservatives are going to act like radicals, are they willing to go to jail, too?  Only if Fox covers it.

    If ethics are the cause of unethical behavior, what is wrong with the picture?  You've hung it upside down.

    If "if" causes things to happen, what stops things from happening? Jesus.

    If a red light means to stop, why aren't rightwingers turning green, or at least yellow?  Yellow and green are communist colors.  Rightwingers only turn red.

    If Nature abhors a vaccuum, why don't wingnuts feel universally abhored?  They forgot to empty the bag.

    If Life is a bowl of cherries, is getting centered the pits?  Eat the cherries, spit the pits, get centered.

    Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.

    by EdgedInBlue on Thu Sep 24, 2009 at 10:42:38 AM PDT

  •  I've created a monster but no one (2+ / 0-)
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    wants to Maimonides no more; I'm chopped liver! ha!

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