I don't know where to begin, there are people in our society who are perverts. Not sexual deviants, but their minds are perverted. How in the name of all that is good and decent can someone vote against a bill to protect people from a corporation? The truly perverted thing is, the bill would allow sexual assault, battery and discrimination cases to go to court instead of private arbitration.
These intellectual perverts want to legislate all manner of bedrooms in the real America, but good lord, don't harm our precious corporations. The real America, another wonderful example of intellectual perversion. There is only one area of this nation that I know of, that is completely unlike any other. That's the area inside the beltway. I guess it's just an example of keeping women in their place.
More perverts below the belt...
One of my favorite perverts, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.), certainly wants to help her gender out any time she can. She wants to make sure no 14 year olds will be popping morning after pills. You can't make up perverts like 'ole Michele B. Her intellect is special, and I'm not being complimentary.
I have neither the time or enough alcohol handy to begin listing the perversion that is Sister Sarah Palin. Her story would cause my I.Q. to plummet to a dangerous low. I'll bet she's being consulted on that new bible rewriting project. I'm an agnostic, but even I know that you shouldn't pervert the word of God.
We also have the backstreet boys, John Boehner and Mike Pence perverting patriotism. I remember a time when even the hint of not funding the troops was unpatriotic, ah to return to the good old days when you guys had the power. Reminds me of someone else.
Our good friend, Jeb Bush, wants everybody to grow up and something about putting on big boy pants. I'm not sure, but Republicans talk too much about men without pants to not be perverts.
I'm going to have to stop writing now as my beloved Philadelphia Flyers are providing too big of a distraction. I'm going to grab another beer, take off my pants, wait for my girl to get done work, and hope that something perverted happens to me. Yes I'm a pervert, but I don't believe that I'm intellectually perverted.