Some things are just too good not to share.
In honor of the selfless heroism and courage and wisdom and sober living and family values of Rush Hudson Limbaugh XXVIII (or whatever the fuck generation of luckily uppity lowlife racist trailer trash he's named and numbered after), I offer up this stirring bit of RedState prose that was composed to help salve the hurt after he was so wounded by the free market capitalist decision of billionaire owners and multimillionaire athletes to block his fat ass from joining the league of NFL owners.
http://www.redstate.com/...
Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.
Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.
Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied
Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. Googoogajoob.
We all have our dreams in life... such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.
Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams. Our dreams of success and happiness devastate their need to dominate and control you and me... and well everything and everyone.
I'll interrupt the concept coming out here for a brief interlude. According to junkie-boy, the fabulously wealthy Dave Checketts called this shot. This was just some free-market free-association keeping somebody out of a club, something that Mr. Never Did Anything But Run His Mouth normally supports. Stings, don't it?
Now, back to the hysterical whine.
Chrysler bondholders
GM dealers
Bankers and stockbrokers
Small business owners
Medical Doctors
Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world
The left can not and will not allow anyone to realize their dreams
Pity the poor oppressed bondholders for misunderstanding that the bankruptcy code applies to them like it has every other bondholder in the past, the GM dealers who misunderstand that their inherited franchises (that were attached to affiliated dealerships that sometimes also competed with GM) diluted the marketing capacity of an industry on the rocks, the bankers and stockbrokers whose business practices caused their workplaces to collapse, and the medical doctors whose position in the top 2% of American wage-earners doesn't earn them endless accolades and a pony. They're obviously persecuted.
As for the inclusion of small business owners, that's a hoot. The banks and big businesses have been pounding the small business owner in the ass for years. Government ain't got nothing to do with it, save the help keep up barriers for the beloved big boys to use to lock out upstarts.
Tonight our values are under withering fire, those thoughts ideas and dreams that made this great nation are under withering fire
Will your light of your dreams be next?
Will my dreams be next?
Makes you almost teary eyed, doesn't it? It then goes out to wank off with the Niemoller quote at the end.
I said it yesterday, I'll say it again today - its such a shame that a 20 year career of showing your ass three hours a day finally has a consequence.
ETA: From Balloon Juice:
When they came for the morbidly-obese-three-time-divorcee-child-sex-tourist-convicted-felon-junkie-talk-show-hosts, I said nothing, for I was not a morbidly-obese-three-time-divorcee-child-sex-tourist-convicted-felon-junkie-talk-show-host.