President Obama went to New Orleans today, but all eyes were on an empty aluminium foil sack floating over Colorado.
Update [2009-10-15 18:43:53 by darthstar]:This diary will be deleted in three minutes, so don't write any comments that you feel are important...there are far more important things to talk about.
Update [2009-10-15 18:43:53 by darthstar]: NUMBER TWO!!! IN ALL CAPS! DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, THIS DIARY WILL NOT BE DELETED, I REPEAT (IN BOLD, NO LESS) THIS DIARY WILL NOT BE DELETED!!! OMFGZ!!!
Update [2009-10-15 18:43:53 by darthstar]: Number FOUR!(jumping ahead of #3)...what pisses me off about the story is that the 'expert' they had on said the balloon never would have gotten off the ground with the boy inside as it didn't have enough lift...and they STILL stayed with the story for two more hours.
Update [2009-10-15 18:43:53 by darthstar]: NUMBER THREE!
And now for some REAL content...
Okay, the kid's safe. Feel free to mock him, his parents, the 'breathless one' (Wolf Blitzer), and anyone else who found this local news story more important than national issues.
Missing kid? I'll have the charcuterie plate, please...
Update [2009-10-15 18:43:53 by darthstar]: #5 - this diary doesn't have balloons, so I'm fixing that...