by guest blogger Bram Stoker
Liz Cheney has been vigilantly holding the candle while her father appeared to sleep the eternal slumber of the political undead. But the brightness of the autumn moon has stirred the soulless. And now, when the wolfsbane blooms brightly and All Hallow’s Eve creeps nightly, the father has reemerged from his coffin just in time to gravely warn us of our impending doom: "The White House must stop dithering while America's armed forces are in danger," Dick Cheney said. "It's time for President Obama to do what it takes to win a war [in Afghanistan] he has repeatedly and rightly called a war of necessity."
Count Dickula knows every contour of every valley and jagged cliff in Afghanistan. With flip aplomb, he ignored the war in Afghanistan for years and spouted false propaganda in pursuit of the destruction of Iraq while his cronies at Halliburton grew fat with each drop of bloodshed. And his spawn has supported him every slithering step of the way.
Dick’s warning must be heeded, because he and his spawn will defend his legacy of bloodlust and pain until stakes are driven in their black hearts. If you don’t know DICK, here are thirteen things (13 for bad luck) that you should remember whenever he issues his ominous threats:
- He was a 5-time draft dodger during the Vietnam War.
- He missed the August 8, 2001 NIE memo stating that Al Qaeda members had been residing in the U.S. and that Osama Bin Laden was planning to "hijack a U.S. aircraft."
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