Everything is black. All is darkness. The Democratic Party asploded tonight and President Obama will be impeached at midnight. We should have trusted our Republican overlords such as John Fund, Glenn Beck, and the Dr. Loofah, who informed us that Democrats cannot handle power, and it is only a matter of time before Nancy Pelosi drags us down to a San Franciscan Hell. (They serve Rice-a-Roni there).
This diary would be GBCW, but you're all coming with me, so we can dispense with the formalities. I just want to say that as we are now rearranging the deck chairs on our Titanic, I have never worked with a more worthy group of people than you fine gentlemen and gentlewomen. May God be with you.
Change. takes. time.
Take a deep breath and settle down. We just lost a Kerry in Virginia, the CEO of Goldman Sachs in New Jersey, and I'm sure we'll get close in Maine and New York.
Things we know:
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This election wasn't about Obama.
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This was about Erick Ericson.
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And Arianna Huffington needs to S.T.F.U.
Goodniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.