I am undertaking to document the teachings of Fox Master and Prophet, Glenn Beck. His crusade in support of traditional American values and his voice of God's own desires for a world burdened by fear and division has inspired millions of Tea Baggers.
It is time now to make certain that these holy words are not forgotten. They must be transcribed into the Book of Life for the benefit of future generations. This sacred mission will go down in history as comparable to the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls and the Heaven's Gate Chronicles.
What follows are the teachings compiled to date. They are faithful reproductions of Beck's actual words. Read them and be inspired.
In the beginning FOX created the Cable and the TV. And the TV was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Murdoch moved upon the face of the waters. And Murdoch said, Let there be lie: and there was lie. And Murdoch saw the lie, that it was profitable: and Murdoch divided the lie from the psychotic. And Murdoch called the lie Day, and the psychotic he called Primetime. And the evening and the morning were the first day. [Everything that follows are the actual words of his Holiness, Glenn the Beck]
THE FLOOD
1:1) I want to announce a change, and maybe it's just a change in me. But a change in me means a change to the program. So I don't know exactly what it means yet
1:2) I was thinking this weekend that if Noah were here, if he was around today, there would come a point where he would just stop trying to convince people, "Hey guys it's gonna rain an awful lot." He'd probably say, "You want to help, fine. You don't want to help, fine. I've got to go and build the Ark"
1:3) The last few weeks I have this feeling - I just know it - you get it. I don't need to convince you. If you're here every night I don't need to convince you that there are people intentionally destroying our country. Both on the right and the left.
1:4) The rain is coming. I think you feel it in your gut. It is time to build an Ark. It is time to prepare yourself for some tough times.
1:5) In the coming months I'm changing. I'm sensing you are too. I think you know it's time to build an ark, because the rain is COMING.
DESTRUCTION
2:1) You're gonna see a black and white world, man, that is nothing but destruction and ugly.
2:2) I don't know why no one else will tell you the truth about these things. I don't know and I don't care. All I I know is they are all there. Embedded in each one of these bills, in plain sight.
2:3) Barack Obama and Congress are selling you a bill of goods. It is only when you take down the mask of sunshine and lollipops that you will see the real thing - the real image.
2:4) Destruction. These bills are creating the path to America's destruction. How many months ago did I say "Please, please America, don't debate, don't compromise on these things.".
2:5) There are things in these bills that you don't even know. They're building a machine and they're about to turn the darn thing on. You don't compromise on your destruction.
PERSECUTION
3:1:1) You know... I... I'd really like to share with you a personal story from today, but I can't, because it puts my family in danger.
3:1:2) Do you think I want to get on the air every night and tell you this stuff? Do you know who I am?
3:1:3) The media will say ‘he's just a clown.’ Well you know what, I am a clown. I am a guy who just...I just want to have laughs and fun, I'm a capitalist, I want to make money, all that stuff.
3:1:4) I want to live my life with my family. I don't want to have to live with security, and walls, and gates, and everything else. Do you think I want to live that way? Maybe there are some people like that. That aint me. That is not me.
3:1:5) I don't want to believe these things, but unfortunately I find them true.
3:2:1) They can take my job and they can take my wealth but that's okay....even if the powers to be, right now, succeed in making me poor, drum me out, and I'm just a worthless loser... which I'm just about that much above that now... I will only be stronger for it.
3:2:2) I will use American ingenuity and my ingenuity to pull myself up, and I will find another way to get my message out on a platform that will be a thousand times more powerful!
3:2:3) Because of my faith, I know how this story ends. The truth will set you free! America, you prepare to witness mighty and powerful miracles in your lifetime!
3:3:1) Many people will ask you, "Well, if these things are so true, why is that only Glenn Beck is saying them?"
3:3:2) Believe me, I have asked myself that question many, many nights. Usually about 2:00am when I couldn't sleep. Why is no one else asking these questions?
3:4:1) You ever see those movies where they say, "I gave a note to my attorney, and if I'm found dead, open the note."
3:4:2)I kind of feel like you're my attorney. If I show up, you know, in Thailand, dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation, don’t believe it.
3:5:1) If I'm ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it?
3:5:2) Because I'm not suicidal. And I'm a pretty good driver.
3:6:1) I fear that there will come a time when I cannot say things that I am currently saying. I fear that it will come to television and to radio, and I will stop saying these things.
3:6:2) Understand me clearly. Hear me now. If I ever stop saying these things, you will know why.
3:6:3) Because I will have made a choice that I can only say certain things, and I haven't lost all of the rights. But know that these things are true.
3:6:4) And if you hear me stop saying these things, it's because I can no longer say them to you. But hear them between the sentences. Hear them, please. I will be screaming them to you.
THE SLAUGHTER
4:1) Find the exit closest to you and prepare for a crash landing, because this plane is coming down, because the pilot is intentionally steering it into the trees. Most likely it will happen sometime after Christmas.
4:2) You're going to see this economy come up - we're already seeing it - and now it's going to start coming back down again.
4:3) And when you see the effects of what they're doing to the economy, remember these words, "We will survive." No, we will do better than survive, we will thrive. As long as these people are not in control. They are taking you to a place to be slaughtered.
The mission continues. As we watch history unfold before our eyes, there will be more wisdom added to this compendium. Stay tuned.