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Palin and Prejean are definitely in a competition, trying to attract the same audience with the same whining story line. So let's see how they compare.

Track record
Palin: 18 months of governor
Prejean: 18 minutes as Miss America California
Winner - Palin

Backers donations

Palin: $50,000 Wardrobe
Prejean: $5,000 Silicone
Winner - Plain

Intellect
Palin: Goldfish
Prejean: Russian dwarf hamster
Winner - Tie

Beauty Pageant Strong Suit

Palin: Big hair
Prejean: Horse teeth
Winner – Palin

Media Victim Complex

Palin: Claims liberal media wants to kill her disabled child
Prejean: Claims liberal media hates her stand on "opposite marriage"
Winner - Palin

Media bias
Palin: Katy Couric asked her tough questions and stuff
Prejean: Larry King asked her if she was seeing anyone
Winner- Prejean

Signature Move
Palin: Winking
Prejean: Wanking
Winner - Palin

Embarrassing Video
Palin: Turkey slaughter
Prejean: Massaging the oyster
Winner - Prejean

Straddles throbbing machinery
Palin: Snow machine
Prejean: Hitachi magic wand
Winner - Prejean

Why do people hate her?
Palin: Nature abhors a vacuum
Prejean: Phony as a bowl of wax fruit
Winner - Palin

Shelf Life
Palin: Until she turns 50
Prejean: 15 minutes
Winner - Prejean

Religion

Palin: Mutant Christian paganized voodoo-like doomsday cult that believes in witchcraft but not evolution
Prejean: Self described "Christian." Theology is hard!
Winner - Palin

Fetish wear
Palin: Hip waders
Prejean: Pageant shoes
Winner - Whatever floats your boat you sick puppy

Originally posted to bernardpliers on Fri Nov 20, 2009 at 09:11 PM PST.

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