Scheduled for tonight: Actor Michael Clarke Duncan, Actress Gillian Jacobs, and musician Rosanne Cash.
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So, how fast can I get this diary up, without screwing up anything?
I'm scrambling to have this up by deadline, because it's almost 12:30 now...and I'm just ready to talk about ANYTHING OTHER THAN POLITICS.
And Tiger Woods.
And Levi Johnston.
And Peace Prizes.
And Primaries.
So...vent away...but follow the guidelines.
Intro:
Monolouge:
And Mitch Albom...