In the latest installment of the public relations disaster-a-thon that is the Tiger Woods circus, Tiger and his people are again playing the deny-but-try-to-cover-your-ass game.
"For the avoidance of doubt, this order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist, and in the event that these photographs do exist, and it is not admitted, any such images may have been fabricated, altered, manipulated and or changed to create the false appearance and impression that they are nude photographs of our client,"
Tiger’s law firm Schillings said in a letter sent to British publications.
Huh?
"Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken, nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same."
Continued the letter.
Yeah, you never know if Phil Mickelson sneaked a pen-cam into a tournament locker room. Puulllleeeeessssee! How much you want to bet there was "sexting" involved?
First "transgressions," now "nude photos that do not exist – but we’re blocking them anyway." This circus just gets more and more bizarre.
Man up, Tiger and come clean. It’s the first rule of celebrity public relations damage control.