We can thank all of our rabid broadcast media that bring us news of horrible events, and rather than try to persuade you to think ill of the president, it's probably best just to show you evidence of how the president intends to create a socialist attractant of children who will be fattened and then baked. Just click to see a picture of a gingerbread house DIRECTLY AUTHORIZED BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION to lure children from the DC area. In it, you can see an ACORN honcho who stands proudly beside gingerbread house he designed to lure Hansel, Gretel, and all other children in the area.
There's no doubt where this comes from, and drawing from the standard Glenn Beck Syllogism Format,
- Barack Obama is a socialist
- There have been many socialist parties in the world
- One political party using the word "socialist" was the Nazis
- The Nazis took over Germany
- Germany is where the Grimm brothers lived
- The Grimms wrote fairy tales
- One such fairy tale was about a horrible witch who had a house made of gingerbread designed to lure children to their doom
- Barack Obama is living in a house with a gingerbread replica of the house where he is living in where there is a gingerbread White House complete with lights, which everyone knows is what moths are drawn to just like children who are innocent and don't know how evil the president is
- Therefore, Barack Obama might have, just might have ordered the creation of a gingerbread replica of the White House with the sole possible express intent to maybe lure innocent children to the White House so that they could be locked up, fed all sorts of junk food which the president wants out of most children's lives, but no, not the lives of the children he has lured to the White House, and we have no idea what the president is going to do with those children after they are fattened up.
I rest my case.
(Apologies to all those living in gingerbread houses.)
(Apologies to White House Chef Bill Yosses, who made a marzipan-and-chocolate replica of the White House, not gingerbread. But it really does look delicious. Can I have a bite? Just one?)