Some have argued (scared conservative); allow racial and religious profiling at the airport......
-Mr Ahmed ....uh...fellow me please
-where?
--you know where, don't play dumb.
I would like to remind them that Richard Reid ,Jose Padilla are good christian names.
Ok, but the Shoe-bomber and the Dirty-bomb-would-be-bomber have one thing in common and we could use that as an indicator ..they are conversos could we not use that as selection parameter....but how would we know...faith after all is a matter of the hearth.
Padilla and Reid have one important thing in common something they cannot hide.... they are both non-white....aha! you say, we can use that .... keep the darkies out!... well Lebanese Arabs look mighty white ...dear teabagger, I give you this though, very few of them have both blue eyes and blond hair.
What we ought to do is body search anyone who is not of a Nordic heritage, because I have yet to hear of a blond-bomber, magic dictates that sense it has not happen, it will not happen in the future either.
but what about Asians? you say.
well there are all kinds of Asians, do you mean the ones with the ----- or the ones with the -----? and don't even mention the ones with the------
-yeah I know people often forget about Asians, like the Spanish inquisition no one would expect them.
Some are making the argument that the failed-Nigerian-bomber because he is of Nubian origin that this means that Al Qaeda have changed
face
one Nubian and all of Al Qaeda becomes Nubian, so from now on focus on those Nubians. (here Nubia is a euphemism...in reality we would be using a much more colorful description)
so in conclusion until there is a blond bomber only I and my Nordic brethren should board planes unmolested.
Whatever you do keep the darkies out.
psst
psst... what about chechnians and Bosnians ...
- don't ruin my security sandcastle, not very CHRISTIAN of you....do I smell an aversion to pork and pork bi-products.
-Why not use that, pork!
you want to board the plane... sure, we will let you board the plane Mr Shlomo but first take a big bite of this juicy bacon (not the actor...sorry).
pork... the universal Semitic marker.. we hit two birds with one stone.
so to satisfy the security concerns of the gentiles, people with weird names should be forced to take a mandatory taste bite of bacon.
refuse...why would you refuse, only a terrorist would refuse.
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