Santa is fighting back on The War Against Christmas!
I looked under the tree early Christmas morning to see what magic was there for us. Sure enough, Santa had blessed our house by leaving presents.
But apparantly, he was extremely pissed about having to fit down the exhaust pipe of a wood burning stove. Plus, I think he was drinking and watching Fox News a lot.
Seriously, I didn't do this - it really was under my tree! Just look at that wrapping paper - how crazy is Santa?