Well it started here when I made an offhand remark about certain fair-weather patriots now wanting to secede from the union after lecturing us lefties for the last eight years about citizenship. I referred to them using the terribly, terribly juvenile term "chucklefuck."
Well, the comments that followed seem to be amused so I decided to formalize the definition and its related terms.
What follows, I assure you, is entirely puerile with no redeeming value. So if you go after the jump you've been warned.
chucklefuck (chŭk'əl-fŭk) n. An individual whose political views are based upon a fundamental belief in misinformation and a refusal to be disabused of the same. Paul hates Barack Obama because he said Obama's raising his income taxes. I told him Obama was cutting his taxes and he called me a Socialist. What a chucklefuck.
fuckchuckle (fŭk'chŭk-əl) intr. v. To expound on matters political while betraying a complete lack of understanding of the matters about which one speaks. -ed, -ing I was just listening to George fuckchuckling about how our invasion of Iraq was necessary to punish Saddam for his role in 9/11.
n. A political rant displaying complete lack of understanding of the subject matter. Wow, this Glenn Beck video is quite a fuckchuckle.
Combined usage: Did you see those fucking chucklefucks fuckchuckling at the teabagger protest?
Notes:
Chucklefuck is not synonymous with conservative nor even wingnut. Neither is it mutually exclusive with liberalism. There are people all across the political spectrum who can defend their points of view intelligently.
One does not need to be a chucklefuck to fuckchuckle. Nor is every political statement a chucklefuck makes a fuckchuckle. The politically astute can have fundamental gaps in their knowledge of which they are oblivious and thus they may fuckchuckle, and the chucklefuck may have a few nuggets of actual fact. What differentiates a chucklefuck is that the aggregate of his total political knowledge is fundamentally based on false information yet he thinks himself politically astute and will ignore all evidence putting the lie to his preconceptions, and usually will grow rapidly hostile to such correction.
In short, a chucklefuck is a continuous source of fuckchuckles rather than an infrequent one.
In conclusion, if you giggled at any of this, you are childish and crude, and shame on you. Huff, huff.
PS: At several times during this diary entry I typed "chuckfuckle" and I have no definition for that word. However, any attempt to make one would cause immense confusion, because it's hard enough to parse "chuckle at fucking chucklefucks fuckchuckling" as it is.