(Sung to the tune of "The Farmers and The Cowboys Should Be Friends")
Oh the Deanies and the Clarkies should be friends
Oh the Deanies and the Clarkies should be friends
One man wants our country back, the other man led the Kosovo attack
But that's no reason why they can't be friends
Democratic folks should stick together
Democratic folks should show respect
Clarkies join with the Dean grass-rooters
Deanies join with the Clarkie's vets!
"I'd like to say a word about the Deanies
Their grassroots organizing is the bomb
Dean has shown the nation he's a fighter
Even if he didn't serve in 'Nam!"
Oh the Deanies and the Clarkies should be friends
Oh the Deanies and the Clarkies should be friends
Clark testified on Capitol Hill
Dean signed the first civil unions bill
But that's no reason why they can't be friends
"I'd like to say a word about the Clarkies
Their volunteers have proved to be go-getters
Clark has got a closet full of medals
But how's he gonna pin 'em on a sweater?"
Oh the Deanies and the Clarkies should be friends
Yes the Deanies and the Clarkies should be friends
Sure they like to fight and spar
But at least they didn't vote for the war...
There ain't no reason why they can't be friends!
Yee haw!