Update: Edited title and tags.
Alex Jones has started a firestorm in Congress. Yes, the dreaded Chimera is a threat to all humanity and there is now a bipartisan bill to ban human animal hybrids.
from The Examiner:
A new bill has been introduced in the U.S. Senate that would ban human-animal hybrids. Senators Sam Brownback (R-Kansas) and Mary Landrieu (D-Louisiana) have introduced the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009 (S. 1435). The bill would prohibit the creation of part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species. The bill would also prevent research into the creation of such creatures from taking place in the United States.
What I want to know is, what do these people have against Manimal? To some, he's a grotesque human animal hybrid, but to millions of Americans every week during 1983, he was a hero!
Dr. Jonathan Chase... wealthy, young, handsome. A man with the brightest of futures. A man with the darkest of pasts. From Africa's deepest recesses, to the rarefied peaks of Tibet, heir to his father's legacy and the world's darkest mysteries. Jonathan Chase, master of the secrets that divide man from animal, animal from man... Manimal!
Update 2: Due to peer pressure, I withdraw my claim below that Wolverine is a human animal hybrid. His DNA is human. But I reserve the right to ask him to fight the robots; after all he is not likely to taste good to them. :
And what about Wolverine? Who will fight crime if these people are successful in their evil endeavors?
Is there no one left with a sense of creativity?
I'm personally growing another arm just in case, in my garage. I did a little home chemistry and crossed it with an elephant's trunk. So I maybe could get keys out of the sewer if my experiment works. Think of all the potential beneficial uses of hybrids.
We could leverage a gecko's feet and be able to climb glass buildings!
Besides, who else will fight the Flesh Eating Robots?
Hmmm? FROM JONATHAN TURLEY, CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR:
As many on this blog know, we try to keep track of who is likely to assert tyrannical control over the Earth so that the Turley bloggers can be the first to capitulate and curry favor. We now have two stories that, when combined, indicate that it will be our monkey masters. A report has surfaced that monkeys have proven capable of using robots with mind control devices. When combined with the recent story of robots capable of surviving on biomass, including human body parts, the meaning is obvious: Monkey masterminds will soon be operating human-eating robots with their minds.
He refers, of course, to this:
Next time you think of kicking that lawn mower, you might want to reconsider. The Defense Department is funding the development of a new line of robots that will be powered by eating organic material on a battlefield, including human bodies. The Robotic Technology Inc.’s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR ) may confuse programmers from foodstuffs, but they can operate without being refueled to operate their steam engine.
I would like to be the first to welcome our carnivorous robotic overlords.
Who is going to fight these monkeys controlling the flesh eating robots? They feed on corpses! Only Manimal can save us now!
Call your representative RIGHT NOW and put a stop to this outrage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE MANIMAL!