Hi, God here.
Remember me ? That time you broke your mom's favorite china, when you asked me to help you ? Yup, me. God. The Almighty. The big Kahuna.
She couldn't very well say in national TV that it was the voices in her head that told her to quit. Ya, this time the voice was me, I told her to stop trying to be elected for things. That she has a higher calling... Which for Sarah is pretty much stay away from anything that requires logic, wisdom or a sound mind. In essence, I told her the same thing I told Joe Sam the not-plumber: Stay the hell heck away from politics. Back away from the power... Because, really, none of the two has the brains or temperament for it.
Bah, who am I kidding ? Not one of them in the so called "God Party" has it. You would think that the hurricane I sent right before their convention would be a hint, but no, they are clueless as usual.
Alas, for people who claim to talk to God, they do very little listening. And much of the talking. And very little of the charity and good deeds I asked them to do.
It has always been this way. The ones who claim to talk to me are the ones the listen the least. Heck, I even had to get one of them swallowed - and puked - by a whale and you know what is worse ? The guy still didn't get it!!!
So like 2,000 years later idiots are still trying to wipe Nineveh (Iraq for you modern guys), completely oblivious that there are innocents there. But as you guys here on DKos know, is very hard to talk sense into this guys.
So I changed my tactics. I now tell them what they want to hear, but make them do what I want.
You can tank me for GW picking up dog poo and for Wailin Palin trying to sue the interwebs. I told them it is their sacred mission. A "higher calling". And they bought it.
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Eternally Yours
God